
Clerks (1994)
ME TOO. sk.dbjva;kbgalkdjbajhdbl!!! BOB SEGER FIVE EVER.

(Source: iamsterl, via lechatpunk)
How is it that when I have five minutes to get ready and just throw things on I look great but give me an hour?
Nope, tears.
(Tonight is a five minute night.)
Triage, 5/?
3800 words, (16,400 total)
Sherlock/John
“It’s amazing how he believes you’re not an adult human male,” John delivers evenly. “Amazing.”
John is injured, Sherlock assists him in recuperating.
(Source: fourpennies, via bella8876)

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative WorksSo, I heard The Cure’s Friday, I’m In Love, and this happened. Writing this is taking over my life.
Hey. You should read this. Sherlock/John. The end.

that was from the Reddit AMA and the answer is always 100 duck sized horses because ducks are fucking mean as shit
Okay, how the fuck did I miss THAT?
And secondofly, ducks ARE mean as shit. BUT ALSO CUTE AS SHIT.
A Hooligan’s Game Played By Gentlemen…
Because John playing rugby. …and lots of men fucking. The end.
(And cannon? As in a weapon that can fire projectiles? Also the same fic, because rugby and gay sex.)