December 2011
diaphenia replied to your post: Fell asleep at 8 am (finally) so tonight should be an absolute blast. And then I work all day tomorrow and have an engagement party. Blah, I AM the embodiment of BLAH right now. You have, what, six engagement parties? How is that even possible? Ugggggh. I have a lunch on Monday and dinner on Tuesday. And what’s great about that is, it’s their...
Dec 31st
Fell asleep at 8 am (finally) so tonight should be...
Dec 31st
amypop asked: Tag, you’re it! Here are the rules: Each tagged person must post ten things about themselves. (i'm not putting in the chain letter aspect ;))
Dec 31st
dragonzair replied to your post: These photos aren’t altered, I really am this ridiculous. I like that you look like you’re having fun 8D Almost always!
Dec 31st
amypop replied to your post: These photos aren’t altered, I really am this ridiculous. I swear, you are the cutest, most awesome girl. I’m so glad we’re getting married and getting massages on the plane! We’re gonna live the life, lady. THE LIFE! YOU HAVE NO IDEA! (Hint: we’ll be boozey MOST of the time.)
Dec 31st
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I love the Red Sox. That’s old hat, that’s standard. I’m from Boston, hello. I’m super liberal and I’m not ashamed. I’m from BOSTON, HELLO! I’m into nerdy stuff. Me and Chris Hardwick, chestbumping over The X-Files, And I have a cast on here, I’m a bad ass. I love the Bruins and I love waffles. I throw a lot of themed parties. Thrift...
Dec 31st
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THINGS I DID NOT KNOW THAT BLOW MY MIND!
Georgia Moffett is the daughter of THE ORIGINAL TRILLIAN! WHAT!?!?! My mind is actually freaking out right now.
Dec 31st
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dragonzair replied to your post: Guys, is Ten really marrying his daughter tomorrow? they’ve married already! Oh shit, I thought it was New Years Day. Well, there you go. Still… slightly strange. (But not really, I just like the play on words. ;D)
Dec 31st
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Guys, is Ten really marrying his daughter...
Dec 31st
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amypop reblogged you: scullyseviltwin: amypop replied to your post: If I were a television exec, I would turn Poe’s “The Masque of the Red Death” into an amazing miniseries. Yeah, we totes need to get married eventually because that’s my favorite Poe story. Also, I have wrists so I can POUR ALL THE DRINKS. THAT SETTLES IT! Where are we registering? Pottery Barn? POTTERY BARN!? YES! and...
Dec 31st
throughthewildblue replied to your post: throughthewildblue replied to your post: If I were… I LOVE YOU TOO, LADY. You know, you should do that. I’ll take it out to LA and throw it over various barricades at various important executive types for you. I just pictured you as Maeby Funke pitching it to Jeff Garlin and I totally laughed out loud.
Dec 31st
throughthewildblue replied to your post: If I were a television exec, I would turn Poe’s “The Masque of the Red Death” into an amazing miniseries. Your Spielberg theory reminds me of Jim’s comment to Dwight about running a bed and breakfast in hell. But I would totally watch your Poe miniseries. I would watch the SHIT out of it. Oh my, what an apt juxtaposition. I feel as...
Dec 31st
amypop replied to your post: If I were a television exec, I would turn Poe’s “The Masque of the Red Death” into an amazing miniseries. Yeah, we totes need to get married eventually because that’s my favorite Poe story. Also, I have wrists so I can POUR ALL THE DRINKS. THAT SETTLES IT! Where are we registering? Pottery Barn? POTTERY BARN!?
Dec 31st
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If I were a television exec, I would turn Poe's...
That no one would appreciate. But Dan Stevens would play Prince Propsero (because this would totally be on Masterpiece Theater) and it would be a dark, intense, modern-day thriller. But again, no one would appreciate. Because Spielburg would create another World War II mini that would totally sweep mine. Wow, even in my fantasies I’m outgunned…
Dec 31st
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amypop replied to your photo: Welcome to my night, guys. And no, I don’t know… You’re making me want to find alcohol. And i’m far less concerned about alien tentacles than your lack of wrists! How will you pour the wine? YOU NEED WRISTS! 1. Come up to Boston and we will drink together and I won’t feel so bad about myself. 2. Aliens can use their awesome mind powers to pour wine. 3....
Dec 31st
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spatialwarp replied to your post: ohlittlerachel replied to your photo: Welcome to… There are people who drink champagne *without* alien tentacle fingers? Oh dear, I’m not classy enough for champagne. That’s chardonnayyyyyyy. I’m Liz Lemon classy right now. I’ll be singing Alanis into the empty bottle in like an HOUR. …and two people, totally accepting of my...
Dec 31st
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ohlittlerachel replied to your photo: Welcome to my night, guys. And no, I don’t know… Sounds A+ to me, even with alien tentacle fingers. Kindred spirits, you and I.
Dec 31st
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YOU'RE STUPID AND YOU'RE A JERK AND YOU'RE STUPID.
Dec 31st
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strange things are afoot at the circle k:... →
toomuchsky: Okay so I just had a thought. One day, when we’re all like thirty or forty, people like Benedict Cumberbatch and Martin Freeman and Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki and all of these other middle aged men we freak out over on Tumblr WILL BE DEAD. Like, we’ll have to… Did a five year old post this? Even if they did, that means they expect some of these people to live...
Dec 31st
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tossingpencils replied to your post: I’VE FINALLY UPDATED MY FIC MASTER LIST! FASDLFJADLS;FKJ I CARE. and I’m excited as shit. Gawwww, shucks. ilu bb!
Dec 31st
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I'VE FINALLY UPDATED MY FIC MASTER LIST!
NO ONE CARES! BUT I CARE! AND THAT’S COOL! AND HERE IT IS! 400+ STORIES! So, if you like any of the following fandoms, you’re in luck, because I write them! The X-Files The Matrix The West Wing House CSI Law and Order: SVU The Office 30 Rock Psych Parks and Recreation Harry Potter Iron Man Dexter Skins White Collar Castle Sherlock The Good Wife It’s Always...
Dec 31st
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I had a dream last night in which I sat Will...
Dec 30th
dragonzair replied to your post: Amy Poehler/Adam Scott ficlet. how could you both do this to me MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Dec 30th
mrsfairytiger reblogged you: Leslie is a good friend for indulging me in RPF about ships that make me hang my head in shame. Thankyouforgivingmeanexcusetowritethisitfeelssogoodtheend.
Dec 30th
Amy Poehler/Adam Scott ficlet.
It’s right here. Don’t blame me. For real. BLAME CAITLIN!
Dec 30th
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If there were Emmys given for gag reels, Parks and...
Dec 30th
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Dogs, cats, fish, tiny horses!
How’s it possible to be the best at all of these things? Aren’t you spreading yourself too thin? Nope Nooooo! We will create the perfect A/V system IN. YOUR. HOUSE. without your permission!
Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Oh my god, I love these commercials for Genie Bra....
None of us women know how to secure OR adjust our bras! It’s just SO. HARD. Who the hell buys these things?
Dec 30th
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amypop replied to your post: They’re replaying season 4 of Project Runway on Style. i’m still a little bitter that chris march wasn’t in the final 3. for stupid “oh look, another grecian dress!rami” Don’t even get me started on Rami. You know he’s on All Stars, right? But, just about this season, I mean, Christan was COMPLETELY the clear winner. Have you SEEN that boy’s...
Dec 30th
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They're replaying season 4 of Project Runway on...
And it’s the runway show. Arguably one of the best Fashion Week shows EVER.
Dec 30th
Field hockey time! (About to beat some beetches...
Dec 30th
Dec 29th
spatialwarp replied to your post: Because I think New Years Resolutions are silly… I vote for sawtooth eyebrows, or a unibrow. That sounds fresh, as they say… to death.
Dec 29th
Because I think New Years Resolutions are silly...
Here are some bogus ones: regrow my eyebrows into a different shape stop feeling so bad when I vacuum up all of those cute little dust bunnies take shorers showers, two minutes or bust stop talking about how gross I think catfish look always find a seat on the T reduce alcohol intake find a creative outlet for my rage
Dec 29th
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A girl on my facebook is blaming Obama for her...
Thanks Obama, my doctor is now required to hand me a pamphlet on how smoking kills but my insurance won’t cover chantix which costs $600. Ironic? Hopefully Medicare covers lung cancer. Are. You. Serious. Are you seriously, serious? It’s fine, no one wants to take responsibility anymore. Maybe just fucking stop smoking like millions of people did before you? Maybe stop blaming...
Dec 29th
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tossingpencils replied to your post: Guys, I cannot make this shit up. Close friend #6 just got engaged. Wow. On a Wednesday?! (or thursday?) IT’S GOING TO BE OKAY. Last night, at a scmancy NYC restaurant. She lives in London now and her bf had never been to NYC so, I guess it was a special occasion. Blah, blah, blah, kill me now, yadda.
Dec 29th
Guys, I cannot make this shit up. Close friend #6...
Dec 29th
joan-callamezzo replied to your post: talking-bird replied to your post: Boston is… lolol, I’m kind of surprised where I’m from (Providence) isn’t higher up on the list tbh You’re from RI?! I’ve had many a fun night at the Trinity Brewhouse and at Dave and Busters, of course. And you can’t forget Lupos! Yes, I also agree that Providence should be higher on that list. ;)
Dec 29th