April 2012
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“Okay, before we go on. C.J., if blood is gushing from the head wound you just...”
– Jed Barlet, “Celestial Navigation”
Because Josh is really, really dumb sometimes. So dumb.
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March 2012
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This show. Makes me cry. So often. And so HARD.
You got a best friend? Is he smarter than you? That’s your Chief of Staff.
Sobbing, legitimately. Not in the “Oh man, there’s a really hot photo of my favorite star and I’m very excited about it!” sobbing. Actually sobbing. Red eyes, snot, everything.
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Sam: Why are you so bent on countering these idiot leaflets?
Bruno: Because I am tired of working for candidates who make me think I should be embarrassed to believe what I believe, Sam. I'm tired of getting them elected. You all need some therapy, because somebody came along and said liberal means soft on crime, soft on drugs, soft on communism, soft on defense, and we're going to tax you back to the stone age, because people shouldn't have to go to work if they don't want to. And instead of saying 'Well, excuse me, you right-wing, reactionary, xenophobic, homophobic, anti-education, anti-choice, pro-gun, leave it to beaver trip back to the fifties,' we cowered in the corner. And said 'Please Don't Hurt Me'. No more. I really don't care who's right, who's wrong. We're both right. We're both wrong. Let's have two parties, what do you say?
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Actual conversations that take place at a...
Me: Yeah, I'm trying to cut down on my drinking, you know, lush for life.
Meaghan: My New Year's Resolution was to buy a firearm... you know, reach for the stars. Anyway, I'm going to be seeing W. this weekend and it's been a long time and I thought, I don't know, maybe I'll put in some effort in bed.
Me: Oh. Fuck that, don't do that.
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Someone be a dear and buy me this, please? →
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Woody: I guess it'll just be in my dreams that you're the Chief of Doing Me.
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gonna start me a new wave: I pity the fool who... →
inmymimeseye:
Got stuck for 20 minutes on the red line last night due to a power failure at Alewife.
Waited an hour for the red line this morning because of a disabled train at Harvard.
The twist of ironic lemon in that shit cocktail is that they announced fare hikes and service reductions right between those…
THIS. There hasn’t been one week in the three years that I’ve...
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Any of my followers from Portland, OR?
Because I’ll be coming to YOUR fair city in early July! Hooray! I’ve been to Oregon several times before, but never to Portland. I’m so excited about ALL OF THE BEER!
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“Yes: it was the hoodie’s fault. A hooded sweatshirt can make an innocent teen...”
– STEPHEN COLBERT, on Fox “News” contributor Geraldo Rivera’s contention that wearing a hoodie is what led to Trayvon Martin’s murder, on The Colbert Report (via savethesoulfish)
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Another masterpost of weird-as-fuck mysteries on... →
Fodder for freaking yourself out. Go read.
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Save Steve Holt →
project194:
good lord this fandom is insane
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I need more Cary Agos in my life. Cary is the...
“I can’t answer that but I can be offended by it.”
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Anonymous asked: Top 25 most played in iTunes.
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iloveyouandilikeyou asked: Worst trip you've ever taken?
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lizwontcry asked: You know in the Shadow of the Two Gunmen and there's that scene right before the president gets to the hospital and the red phone rings and the nurse is all like, don't fuck with me, I'm busy, and then right after they wheel the president in and she's like, oh, shit. That's my favorite TWW moment ever. Chills every time. And then later Jorja is like, oh, I fucked up my...